Cutlery

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cutlery in its prime

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cutlery (it/it) is the political leader of acp and the current president of ihazon.

biography

cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself

personal life

there has been debate over the gender of cutlery. some assumed cutlery was male, while others stated that it didn't feel politically correct to assign a gender to a kitchen utensil. most people generally agreed that at the end of the day it really didn't matter because it doesn't make any difference whatsoever. despite this, however, cutlery came out in 2020 and identified as it

controversy

some have accused cutlery of being a satirical character controlled by one or multiple people, but cutlery itself has denied this

trivia

• likes long walks on the beach
• once worked as an escort to earn enough money for law school
• bought a boat to overcome its fear of sailing
• favourite dance is the boogie woogie
• queued in line for 4 hours to get an autograph of vayne mayne, but then changed its mind at the last minute after realising she was not bruce
• is a vegan by choice but doesn't impose its views on other people
• starred in a straight-to-tv film titled 'the little fork that could'
• accidentally stopped extremists from blowing up the city hall building in christmas 2017, by falling asleep on the christmas tree and cutting it down, causing it to fall on the terrorists and trap them
• worked as a sword sharpener for mastersmith frank shank
• doesn't like posing for photos because the camera 'always messes up [its] hair'