Cutlery

Cutlery is the political leader of Actual Cutlery Party and an upcoming Presidential candidate in Ihazon.

Biography

cutlery had a hard time growing up. his father beat him with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in his fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked him for his disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with his mother's heroin addition, he resorted to cutlery himself