Cutlery - Revision history

imported>Togfan at 03:09, 15 February 2021

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	\|citizenship=ihazon		\|citizenship=ihazon
	\|education=table manners		\|education=table manners
	\|occupation=utensil		\|occupation=[[President of Ihazon\|president]]<br/>utensil
	\|years_active=politican and activist		\|years_active=politican and activist
	\|net_worth=legally allowed to not disclose		\|net_worth=legally allowed to not disclose
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	\|relatives=cappuccino spoon<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer<br/>butcher knife<br/>that weird fork with only two prongs used to stab pickles with		\|relatives=cappuccino spoon<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer<br/>butcher knife<br/>that weird fork with only two prongs used to stab pickles with
	}}		}}
	'''cutlery''' (it/it) is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and ~~an upcoming~~ [[President of Ihazon\|~~presidential candidate]] in [[~~ihazon]].		'''cutlery''' (it/it) is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and the current [[President of Ihazon\|president of ihazon]].

	==biography==		==biography==

imported>HyperDuckSquared: /* trivia */

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	*favourite dance is the boogie woogie		*favourite dance is the boogie woogie
	*queued in line for 4 hours to get an autograph of [[Vayne Mayne\|vayne mayne]], but then changed its mind at the last minute after realising she was not [[Bruce Mayne\|bruce]]		*queued in line for 4 hours to get an autograph of [[Vayne Mayne\|vayne mayne]], but then changed its mind at the last minute after realising she was not [[Bruce Mayne\|bruce]]
	*is a vegan by choice but doesn't ~~impost~~ its views on other people		*is a vegan by choice but doesn't impose its views on other people
	*starred in a straight-to-tv film titled 'the little fork that could'		*starred in a straight-to-tv film titled 'the little fork that could'
	*accidentally stopped extremists from blowing up the city hall building in christmas 2017, by falling asleep on the christmas tree and cutting it down, causing it to fall on the terrorists and trap them		*accidentally stopped extremists from blowing up the city hall building in christmas 2017, by falling asleep on the christmas tree and cutting it down, causing it to fall on the terrorists and trap them

imported>HyperDuckSquared: /* trivia */

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	*accidentally stopped extremists from blowing up the city hall building in christmas 2017, by falling asleep on the christmas tree and cutting it down, causing it to fall on the terrorists and trap them		*accidentally stopped extremists from blowing up the city hall building in christmas 2017, by falling asleep on the christmas tree and cutting it down, causing it to fall on the terrorists and trap them
	*worked as a sword sharpener for mastersmith frank shank		*worked as a sword sharpener for mastersmith frank shank
	*~~doesnt~~ like posing for photos because the camera 'always messes up [its] hair'		*doesn't like posing for photos because the camera 'always messes up [its] hair'
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imported>HyperDuckSquared at 02:30, 30 October 2020

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 ==trivia==
 *likes long walks on the beach
 [[Category:People]]

imported>HyperDuckSquared at 02:09, 30 October 2020

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	==biography==		==biography==
	cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself		cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself

			==personal life==
			there has been debate over the gender of cutlery. some assumed cutlery was male, while others stated that it didn't feel politically correct to assign a gender to a kitchen utensil. most people generally agreed that at the end of the day it really didn't matter because it doesn't make any difference whatsoever. despite this, however, cutlery came out in 2020 and identified as it

	==controversy==		==controversy==

imported>Togfan at 02:04, 30 October 2020

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	\|net_worth=legally allowed to not disclose		\|net_worth=legally allowed to not disclose
	\|parents=cutlery senior (we don't talk about them)		\|parents=cutlery senior (we don't talk about them)
	\|relatives=~~tablespoon~~<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer		\|relatives=cappuccino spoon<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer<br/>butcher knife<br/>that weird fork with only two prongs used to stab pickles with
	}}		}}
	'''cutlery''' (it/it) is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and an upcoming [[President of Ihazon\|presidential candidate]] in [[ihazon]].		'''cutlery''' (it/it) is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and an upcoming [[President of Ihazon\|presidential candidate]] in [[ihazon]].

	==~~Biography~~==		==biography==
	cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself		cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself

			==controversy==
			some have accused cutlery of being a satirical character controlled by one or multiple people, but cutlery itself has denied this

			==trivia==
			*likes long walks on the beach
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Togfan at 02:01, 30 October 2020

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	\|name=cutlery		\|name=cutlery
	\|image=cutlery.png		\|image=cutlery.png
	\|image_caption=cutlery in ~~his~~ prime		\|image_caption=cutlery in its prime
	\|image_width=330		\|image_width=330
	\|born=unknown		\|born=unknown
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	\|relatives=tablespoon<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer		\|relatives=tablespoon<br/>cakefork<br/>cheese slicer
	}}		}}
	'''cutlery''' is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and an upcoming [[President of Ihazon\|presidential candidate]] in [[ihazon]].		'''cutlery''' (it/it) is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party\|acp]] and an upcoming [[President of Ihazon\|presidential candidate]] in [[ihazon]].

	==Biography==		==Biography==
	cutlery had a hard time growing up. ~~his~~ father beat ~~him~~ with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in ~~his~~ fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked ~~him~~ for ~~his~~ disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with ~~his~~ mother's heroin addition, he resorted to cutlery ~~himself~~		cutlery had a hard time growing up. its father beat it with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in its fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked it for its disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with its mother's heroin addition, it resorted to cutlery itself
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Togfan at 01:57, 30 October 2020

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	{{People		{{People
	\|name=cutlery		\|name=cutlery
	\|image=~~Example~~		\|image=cutlery.png
	\|image_caption=~~Example~~		\|image_caption=cutlery in his prime
	\|image_width=330		\|image_width=330
	\|born=unknown		\|born=unknown

imported>Togfan at 01:55, 30 October 2020

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-'''Cutlery''' is the political leader of [[Actual Cutlery Party]] and an upcoming [[President of Ihazon|Presidential candidate]] in [[Ihazon]].
+{{People
 ==Biography==
 cutlery had a hard time growing up. his father beat him with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in his fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked him for his disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with his mother's heroin addition, he resorted to cutlery himself
 [[Category:People]]

imported>Togfan: Adding categories

2020-10-30T01:46:15Z

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	cutlery had a hard time growing up. his father beat him with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in his fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked him for his disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with his mother's heroin addition, he resorted to cutlery himself		cutlery had a hard time growing up. his father beat him with the back of his spoon so much, that one of the prongs in his fork bent out of shape. because of this cutlery was bullied at school. all the other knives and forks mocked him for his disfigurement (the spoons were too busy scooping up all the latest gossip). in the end due to all the bullying and the beatings, coupled with his mother's heroin addition, he resorted to cutlery himself
			[[Category:People]]